"Whoops--there was still water in that."
"Don't throw that out, it might still be good! Maybe."
"What do you mean we have no scouring sponges? Oh, all right, gimme a toothbrush."
"No, that's recycle."
"Are we done yet?"
"There are receipts from 2004 in the utensil drawer."
"Here's a bunch of lids that don't go with anything."
"Where did these pine needles come from?"
